What Da Bear Likes
What does da bear loathe? Not a big fan of uncut dicks, not into huge cocks. I hate the look of shaved pubes.
And pics that appear underage. Really not cool, guys.
Many are reblogged, a few are me.
Enjoy!



Chuck could handle being called “cocksucker” and wisely didn’t point out that Lyron didn’t seem to have a tough time keeping his dick hard while having sex with a guy.
(Source: semeuke, via solovergayhuevos)
Scratch and sniff masturbation?
(Source: givemetherawr, via solovergayhuevos)

“This is the stupidest scavenger hunt ever. ‘Have your picture taken with a cock?’ Really?”
“Um, Eddie…you were supposed to use the wooden rooster in front of the grocery store. They didn’t really expect you to…oh, never mind.”
(Source: followthetreasure, via gobbledegoo)

“Go ahead…suck it. I know it’s not your thing, but if you swallow my jizz, I won’t tell your wife about the two girls you got on the side.”
(Source: the-alley, via gobbledegoo)

“Uh uh, Frank! My uncle even showed me a picture. He gots a real little pecker. Yep! So your dad was wrong! It don’t mean you’re automatically get a bigger one when you grow up!”
(Source: myfavoritemen, via gaybeefyeyecandy)

“No, dad! He didn’t do nothing wrong! Joey told me his uncle shaved off his private hairs and I just axed what that was like and he showed Joey and me. I mean, yeah, he had a stiffy and all but we only looked at it and it was only for like a half a minute. Honest!”
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